jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

(Source: snarkys, via crystallized-teardrops)

yzma:

kenfucky:

yzma:

'Ah, hello Mr Bond. I have been waiting for you to try and stop me for quite some time.'

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before i kill you, tell me… why you shot drake in degrassi

'I will not give you that satisfaction, Bond. Not in this life.'
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(via mobfag)

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

(via distraction)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via anoverly-obsessive-fangirl)