wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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ilarual:

apatheticghost:

r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*

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most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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cartooncanine:

haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog

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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: pyrad, via kentuckyfriedcarlos)